My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
the perfect school
also known as: TUMBLR SCHOOL
heads of houses: the avengers
dress code: pyjamas
maths: calculating so that you don't reach the post limit. ever.
sports (totally optional): quidditch or the total wipeout course
art: creating gifs, fanart and photosets
english: writing fanfiction
product design: creating the hunger games arenas
IT: html coding
history: the dark ages before tumblr and discovering the origin of the flower behind anons head
there will be places for worshippiing J K Rowling and Suzanne Collins
and everyone will talk to everyone and everyone will be happy and if anyone sends hate they will be sent to one of the hunger games arenas designed by students
Reblog if you're ugly.
things i suck at: life relationships being attractive being normal being likable html coding
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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omg but what if I invited all my followers to my wedding and you all just sat there with your laptops liveblogging my wedding
lucycboosey: my dad showing me how easy it is to clean my room LOL, yes father, do show me how easy it is to clean my room.
KPOP after GANGNAM STYLE
people : this shit is awesome. i think imma start listening to kpop.
me: yeah it's great. everyone should love kpop.
what i actually mean: STAY AWAY FROM MY OPPARRRSSSS
me: /doing homework
mom: go exercise
mom: go eat
mom: go wash the dishes
mom: go take care of your siblings
me: /goes on computer
mom: what are you doing go do your homework
oliviabondoc: sonicdrivein: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY i am a very good bad boy I watched this with my face in my hands 80% of the time. omg
barackobama: ghostbab: squishu: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: Let’s argue about stuff that doesn’t need to be argued about obama doesn’t poop yes he does No, I don’t.